A husband and wife playing a game

A husband and wife playing a game

WIFE: Honey, let’s play a game.

HUSBAND: Okay. What’s it about?

WIFE: If I mention a country, run to the left wall. If I mention a bird, run to the right wall. If you run the wrong way, you’ll give me your entire salary this month.

HUSBAND: And if you fail, I get your salary, right?

WIFE: (smiles) Yes, darling!

HUSBAND: Okay (stands up, ready to run).

WIFE: Are you ready?

HUSBAND: Yes, ready.

WIFE: TURKEY

Four hours later, the husband is still standing, unsure if she meant the country or the bird.

Moral lesson: “After God, Fear Wife!”