Boss shouts, “Little Johnny, come to my office right now.” Little Johnny says, “Yes sir”! Boss: “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left.” I’ve told you before that the customer is always correct. “Do you understand what I am saying?” Little Johnny: “Yes, sir! The customer is always correct.”
The boss: “So what were you arguing about with that customer?” Little Johnny: “He said my boss is stupid and an idiot, sir”! Boss: “That bustard. “What did you say to him?” Little Johnny: “I told him, he’s right.