Bob Forgot His Wife Wedding Anniversary.

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him. “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!”

The next morning, he got up early and headed to work. When his wife awoke, she peeked out the window and discovered a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife donned her robe and dashed out to the driveway, bringing the box back inside. She opened it and discovered a brand-new bathroom scale. Bob’s been absent since Friday.

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